Lobster Boy Mittens

Mutant mittens for fun and profit.

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  1. ivanretry Says:

    Boy Boiled Alive.
    Patrons of the Shell and Shrimp were treated to a fantastic seafood meal when Tim Greatford (11) wandered into the local restaurant and was mistaken for the famous, recently escaped, 40 pound lobster, “Klaws”. Edward Murray, the lucky gourmet, remarked that the pink flesh was “especially succulent”. He declined to comment on the price of such a feast. -AP

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